Original Jokes by Jamie Johnson

on Howz Yer Teeth?!


What do you call an aria performed at an opera by a Corellian Captain? Here's the answer: Han's Solo


What do you call Spider-Man's valet? Here's the answer: Peter's Parker


What would one of Batman's girlfriends wear at her wedding? Here's the answer: Vicki's Vale (veil)


What is the Incredible Hulk's flag? Here's the answer: Bruce's Banner


What do you call Two-Face's automobile accident? Here's the answer: Harvey's Dent


What do you call Muhammad Ali's Play-Doh? Here's the answer: Cassius' Clay


What do you call a frying vessel flying in London? Here's the answer: Peter's Pan


What would the Scarecrow use for a construction project? Here's the answer: Jonathan's Crane


What car would Han Solo and Indiana Jones drive? Here's the answer: Harrison's Ford


Where would Captain Corelli be imprisoned? Here's the answer: Nicholas' Cage


What do you call Alfred Pennyworth's walking stick? Here's the answer: Michael's Caine (cane)


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