Fun Quotes

on Howz Yer Teeth?!


If God had intended men to smoke, He would have put chimneys in their heads.

If God had intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.


Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.

Minor Premise: One man can dig a post hole in sixty seconds.

Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post hole in one second.


Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a large object.


Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.


If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?


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