If God had intended men to smoke, He would have put chimneys in their heads.
If God had intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post hole in sixty seconds.
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post hole in one second.
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a large object.
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?