(horrible) Punny State Riddles (groan!)

Jamie Johnson

What state asks about the location of a sub-shop?

Here's the answer: Deli-where (Delaware)?

What state is both sick and pesky?

Here's the answer: Ill annoy (Illinois).

What state is the most prominent one?

Here's the answer: Main(e).

What state is the land of gladness?

Here's the answer: Merry-land (Maryland).

What state is a small cola?

Here's the answer: Mini-soda (Minnesota).

What North and South states mention the end of a song?

Here's the answer: Da Coda (Dakota).

What state is a shirt which just arrived in the store and has a sports team logo?

Here's the answer: New Jersey.

A boy with a Gaelic name meaning "Pale one" has left. What state declares this?

Here's the answer: Orrie gone (Oregon).

What is the land of a graphite vampire called?

Here's the answer: Pencil-vania (Pennsylvania).

What state declares multiple South Carolinas?

Here's the answer: Ten SC (Tennessee).

What state has Tweety Bird declaring what was in your vision?

Here's the answer: You taw (Utah).

What is a launderer doing to 2,000 pounds of dirty laundry?

Here's the answer: Washing ton (Washington).

(horrible) Punny State Riddles (*groan!*)